Finger on the Roof : Go! Rooftop Runner!

This trophy is awarded for completing everything in Rooftop Runner! Share it with the world! Embrace your shiny platinum! And hey, it looks pretty nice in a mosaic too. Thanks for playing!

Clear Stage 1.

Collect every coin in Stage 1.

Clear Stage 2.

Collect every coin in Stage 2.

Clear Stage 3.

Collect every coin in Stage 3.

Clear Stage 4.

Collect every coin in Stage 4.

Clear Stage 5.

Collect every coin in Stage 5.

Clear Stage 6.

Collect every coin in Stage 6.

Clear Stage 7.

Collect every coin in Stage 7.

Clear Stage 8.

Collect every coin in Stage 8.

Clear Stage 9.

Collect every coin in Stage 9.

Clear Stage 10.

Collect every coin in Stage 10.

Clear Stage 11.

Collect every coin in Stage 11.

Clear Stage 12.

Collect every coin in Stage 12.

Clear Stage 13.

Collect every coin in Stage 13.

Clear Stage 14.

Collect every coin in Stage 14.

Clear Stage 15.

Collect every coin in Stage 15.

Complete the first stage again under 33.65 seconds. (If we had a scoreboard, I bet you’d be somewhere among the top three.)

Complete a level after collecting every coin in a single run. (When life gives you coins, you collect them. And don’t you dare question the physics behind their instantaneous disappearance on contact or the repercussions of multidimensional translocation of imaginary currency.)

Complete a level without collecting a single coin in a single run. (Imagine if there was a trophy like this for every level. That would be fun, wouldn't it? Constantly replaying every level and restarting as soon as you hit one of those coins scattered all over the place. Would it even be possible? You would have to jump over entire buildings in some cases. Sure it might be fun at first, but by golly by Stage 4 I sure would be sick of it. But you can do it. I know you can, cause you are one of a kind [just like everybody else]! Or would you cave? Give up before the going gets tough? Why bother if it’s only going to make you feel like a stressed, depressed citron, umm, zest?! There, I made the title fit in somehow! Are you proud mommy? Will you return my calls now?)

Complete a level with “birds” without getting stunned by a single “bird”. (Cause y'know... "birds"....)

Lose by falling behind. (Your hand now knows how it feels to be uncreated.)

Lose by falling off a building. (The pavement sure does look lovely this time of year.... I mean, uhh, asking for a friend.)

Lose by telefragging a building into yourself. (Unfortunately, we can’t have giant hands randomly intruding upon people’s homes. It's just not feasible in this economy.)

Lose while stunned by a “bird”. (Somewhere, a [redacted] is laughing at you.) (I was informed by [redacted] that I had to change this trophy description. Support your local, very-real birds. They work very hard respecting our privacy. There's no war in Bah.... s... se...)

Lose maybe ((67-1)/6)-ish times in a row in a single level. Or don't. You might get an extra life or something. (Nobody reads these anyway, so I dunno why I even bother…)

Honk your horn. (I know at least one person who would un-alive me if they found out I used this joke as a trophy title, and nobody else would get it, but hey, it was worth it so I could put it up on my trophy cabinet.) (AndI'mprettysurehedoesn'tknowwhereIlive, so it's all goooood....)

Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between. (Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

Land on your first building. (Err, cold fingers?)

Traverse 13 buildings. (What is this I hear of a Bakersville? Wanna pick me up some cupcakes while you’re there? [Yes, I moved the ‘s’ in Baskervilles, but so did the Eggsbenedict Cabbagepatch adaptation.])

Traverse 50 buildings. (This is a long road trip. Let’s sing a song: 50 buildings with roofs on the road, 50 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 49 buildings with roofs on the road. 49 buildings with roofs on the road, 49 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 48 buildings with roofs on the road. 48 buildings with roofs on the road, 48 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 47 buildings with roofs on the road. 47 buildings with roofs on the road, 47 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 46 buildings with roofs on the road. 46 buildings with roofs on the road, 46 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 45 buildings with roofs on the road. 45 buildings with roofs on the road, 45 buildings with roofs. Take one down and pass it around, 44 buildings with roofs on the road. 44 buildings with roofs on the road, 44 buildings with roofs. Take one down and, oh there's a character limit. That's disappointing. Nevermind.)

Traverse 500 buildings. (I was going to sing that song for the next eight thousand seven hundred and thirty one lines or so, but now I gotta come up with something else… Sigh…)

Traverse 1000 buildings. (You’re making good progress, wherever you’re headed. And if you’re already sick and tired of this, eh, at least you’re mostly there, objectively speaking.)

Traverse 2016 buildings. (Hi. I'm an otterrific otter. It's a secret to everybody.)

Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings. (Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

Traverse 5000 buildings. (You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings. (Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Traverse 10,000 buildings. (This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Traverse your first building in Unlimited Mode. (You were trying to cross that roof, right?)

Traverse 100 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode. (Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Traverse 24 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode. (If a typical block has six buildings on each side, then you could alternatively call this Around the Block. If there was a chicken farm somewhere along the block, then you can-.)

Traverse past a “bird” (and live!) in Unlimited Mode. Alternatively, traverse 75 buildings in a single run in Unlimited Mode. (Greeghan is best scalie boy who did nothing wrong and deserved better. Sending all good draggos love and cuddles~.) (ヽơ ₃ ơ)ﾉ⌒♥.

Lose at a level you've already completed. (Or do something else that might trigger the trophy title.)

Earn your first extra life in Unlimited Mode. (Any additional hands earned will still be left-handed though.)

Max out your extra life bar in Unlimited Mode. (You are now a ten-armed monstrosity with the sole purpose of running your disturbed extremities against a suburban neighborhood that never seems to end. All ten of those arms are on your left, and their weight shifts your body’s balance to fall on your left side. You’re forced to crawl along the ground, like a monstrous centipede of left-handed arms. In the distance: the screams of children who now believe the monster in their closet is real. A cleansing flame and countless sirens follows you everywhere you go, and it draws closer with every breath. The buildings seem to grow further and taller, but you must keep running from the nearing edge. There is no stopping, there is no living. There is only running.)

Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode. (You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile. The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.” Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises. You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make. But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode. (I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode. (I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)

Find and solve the hidden "puzzle" to enable Geddan Mode and experience its effects for the first time. (Ahem... Get down~ yurerumawarufurerusetsunaikimochi~)

Beat any level in Geddan Mode. (Thanks for playing! Hopefully this made at least one person out there smile.)