Shadows Over Loathing

Your thumbs have become comfortably numb

You filled the gas can up ALL the way

You beat Jessica at chess

You posed for two different fedora pictures

You solved Mrs. Brewster's mystery

You gave a tentacle ten tickles

You won all the prizes at the Ocean City Boardwalk

You tuned a radio with your talented talons

You bought a barrel

You saved the village of Sandwich

You got locked out of the universe because of a temporal paradox

You closed the Time Loop

You ate a stuffed pepper

You drove enemies out of 23 Hilbert House rooms

You made peace with the Fishmother

You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)

You learned all nine Shadow skills

You met Largestmouth Luke

You helped the workers of Haim Quarry

You got a fully-decked out Monster Shack sash

You got into the Secureberus vault

You defeated the Ziggurat Goliath

You found a fancy necklace

You maximized morale in the Maize Maze

You executed a perfect heist

You completed all of Don T's assignments

Gabby saved the universe

Obie saved the universe

Molly saved the universe

Barker saved the universe

Adams saved the universe

Simone saved the universe

Alphonse saved the universe

You destroyed Gobulon Prime

You completed the game without fighting

You received the hobo camp's highest honor

You unlocked every cat

You flushed every toilet