Blue-Collar Astronaut

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Not one, but two for the price of two!

Doctorate prestige will vary.

Who put these cones here?

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

Next stop, riches!

All that glitters is not Au.

Look at you. So responsible.

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

The future is bright…er!

The pizza is safe… for now.

You've trucked all there is to truck.

Teacher's pet.

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

The classiest of the top of the class.

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

The resale value has held up amazingly!

Stared into the void. Laughed.

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Time is relatively precious.

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

Hang in there.

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Let sleeping truckers lie.

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Aint nobody done normals like me.

The hardcore do understand.